The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (April 21, 2023)

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    Sleeve - d imalip.com When the party has two barbarians Hold me sideways, and use my head like a battering ram. PRIVATE
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    Vertebrate - DM 2 damage level one wizard W
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    Joint - The wizard who chose Catapult for their Spell Mastery and has a bag of holding full of lead spheres The half-dead BBEG hiding in an antimagic field
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    Footwear - When your wizard's second highest stat is Charisma.
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    Facial expression - LL 2 2 My brain trying to understand normal politics My brain understanding the politics of a fantasy roleplaying game
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    Organism - Be like Bill. Bill reads a ragebait article on the internet. Bill checks the original source. Bill knows that half-elves and half-orcs won't be removed from D&D. Bill goes outside to touch grass. Be like Bill.
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    Jaw - Bard: Nat 20+ my charisma bonus! DM: You successfully seduce the dragon. DM: Roll a constitution saving throw, I'll roll damage Bard: Damage? Huge Adult Male Dragon: How to teach your bard to stop seducing things
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    Product - When your players don't pick up on all the hints that the artifact is vital to the story made with mematic What a creepy mask. It's worthless to me.
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    Font - Justice Arman @justicearman ⠀ My first DM didn't have any minis, so he would use gummies or other snacks. We liked this bc whoever killed the foe got to eat it. It was very primal. The height of drama was a boss fight in which he placed a HUGE DONUT on the battlemap in front of five hungry college kids. #dnd 12:15 PM - 29 Mar 21 Twitter for Android
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    Tableware - When the DM bans the exploit you've built your whole character around.
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    Light - I'M PLAYING A LEVEL 12 PILE OF DUST. I'M SORRY, WHAT? WELL, HE HAD DISINTEGRATE CAST ON HIM AND IT BROUGHT HIM TO O HP, SO HE DISINTEGRATED INTO FINE DUST. BUT THE SPELL DOESN'T SAY IT KILLS YOU, LIKE POWER WORD KILL OR A BEHOLDER'S DEATH RAY DOES. SO I MADE DEATH SAVING THROWS, PER THE RULES FOR CHARACTERS AT O HP. I ENDED UP STABLE, NEVER ACTUALLY DIED PER WRITTEN RULES, AND NOW I PLAY AS A FINE PILE OF DUST. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? imaflin com
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    Sleeve - DM: so what do you want to do in town? Party: Warlock Bard Druid Random Lobster Fighter
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    Facial expression - Barbarian: We ain't adopting no goblin. Party: *Adopts goblin anyway* Barbarian 5 minutes afterwards: You got a problem with BOBLIN THE GOBLIN
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    Font - Your character has some issues man... What do you mean? I made him by the book. which book did you use? DIAGNOSTIC AND STATISTICAL MANUAL OF MENTAL DISORDERS FIFTH EDITION DSM-5 AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION 5th Edition Manual
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    Jaw - DM: the centuries old elf has witnessed much of the history of the area. Would you like to ask her anything? Anything at all? imgflip.com PLAYERS: No....No I dont think I will
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    Hair - Rogues when the new party member is another Rogue. Barbarians when the new party member is another Barbarian. Am I not enough? Apes together strong.
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    Clothing - DM: "You wanna outwit a devil? An infernal dealmaker? Roll for it." Bard: "...Does a 7 succeed?" Devil Do I look like a dragonto you? Devil Bard No, not at all. Then why are you trying to screw me?
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    Green - When you really want to tell your players this secret but they keep rolling hot garbage DM DM 18 2 18 20 2 ZI در و 20 8 4 I'll ignore that.
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    Muscle - imgflip.com EVERYONE ELSE JUST TRYING TO HAVE FUN THAT ONE GUY TRYING TO "WIN" D&D
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    Font - Kate Holden @darthmongoose How D&D is presented on tv: a band of stoic heroes fight dragons and rescue maidens fair. Actual D&D: dysfunctional adopted family of bisexual disaster kleptomaniacs set everything on fire while drunk and flirt with anything vaguely humanoid. 8/9/18, 5:46 PM

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